Golf, Erap And Other 4-Letter Words (For Adults Only with consent of children) by Gary Lising

"Dear Gary, From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend to read it." Your friend, ERAP "Gary's book, Golf, Erap, and other 4-Letter Words is long overdue, unlike the author who was born prematurely, or so I hear. Gary has made a career of being humorous, and we need people of humor like him. Humor, after all, helps us cope with all the trials we face daily. But Gary doesn't really need this book to prove his success as a funnyman. One look at his face and people could literally die laughing. But back to the book. When I got hold of the manuscript he sent me, I couldn't put it down. Must have been the glue in the brown envelope his masterpiece came in, which has remained unopened." Secretary Orlando S. Mercado Department of National Defense