Uniform Sex: Erotic Stories of Women in Service by Linnea A. Due


Uniform Sex: Erotic Stories of Women in Service
Title : Uniform Sex: Erotic Stories of Women in Service
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ISBN : 1555835457
ISBN-10 : 9781555835453
Language : English
Format Type : Paperback
Number of Pages : 288
Publication : First published September 1, 2000

From the Fed Ex driver to the Marine Corps lieutenant, from the firefighter to the cop, women in uniform snap everybody to attention. In Uniform Sex , a squadron of new and well-known writers offers up steamy tales where uniforms come first-and last. Judge Benko goes fishing in Felicia von Bot's hilarious send-up, and J.M. Redmann details what happens when the uniform has to be left behind. Add in Cecila Tan's high school marching bands, a Civil War soldier with something to hide, a mechanic who's mighty bored at her uncle's gas station, and more. Ten-hut, recruit!' Linnea Due is the author of three novels and Joining the Growing Up Gay and Lesbian in the '90s; editor of another erotic Alyson anthology, Hot Ticket, and coeditor of On Butch Women. From "Judge Benko's Decision" by Felicia Von Bot Bang! Judge Benko slammed down her gavel impatiently. "Order! I said order in this court!" "But Your Honor," pleaded several women. BANG! "This is the Superior Court of Appealing Lesbians, not a summer festival," the judge proclaimed over a babble of voices. "Any more demonstrations and I'll confine this trial to my private chambers." Those who had swarmed up front swallowed their complaints mid voice and retreated behind the wooden railing that separated the proceedings from the raucous crowd. Benko turned impatiently to her law clerk. "Reno, remove all naked women from this courtroom. Now!" Always one to obey orders, Reno slipped down from behind the bench and herded out the protesting group. Several women gathered T-shirts and undergarments that had been tossed around the courtroom. One or two pieces of clothing hung from the rotating ceiling fans that only seemed to circulate the hot air in the room. Turning to a lagging woman, Reno instructed, "Now, dahling, put your pants back on. We can't have people walking around the courthouse undressed." "I just wanted Ms. Happy's autograph," the young fan replied, as she stretched her neck around for one last glance at the defendant sitting in the witness box. "Yes, but a tush, even a cute one like yours, is not the best place for it," Reno advised, as she helped the woman back into her jeans. Making the

Uniform Sex: Erotic Stories of Women in Service Reviews

  • Pamela Langhorne

    Uniforms, there's just something appealing about them. I've often been mesmerized by the undulating buttocks of delivery women toting large boxes, by the thighs of office ladies straining against their snug skirts, by the well-groomed hands of cops. Naturally, a collection of stories about them promises to be hot.

    The power of images presented, the roles implied, the respect for the clothing donned, and uniform versus the person inside are some of the themes explored in these 19 stories of lesbian erotica. Please be forewarned that—while all of these stories contain a sexual element, stuff to do with uniforms, and are well written—this is not a one-handed read. Parts certainly are, but this is a book more worth reading for literary merit than masturbatory fantasy fodder—not to say that you won't find some of the latter as well.

    Ellen Golden explores the affection and yearning of two schoolgirls as their desires begin to awaken in, Plaid Skirt, White Shirt. I could almost hear the marching band and taste the polyester in Drumbeat,
    Cecilia Tan's story of lust between a majorette and a tuba player. E.D. Kaufman takes a glimpse in High Pressure, at a firefighter's lover's creative views of the uses of her uniform. Suzanne Corson takes a sweet, yet sexy, look at a candy striper, her rules, and the gorgeous naked woman straining to obey in, Recuperation.
    Nicole Foster tells a fun tale of sex, revenge, and an arrogant talk show host who learns an important lesson about judging others in, Butch Talk. Speaking of judgment, Felicia Von Bot's story, Judge Benko's Decision, provides humor, comic lampooning of lesbian culture, and poses both figurative and literal questions about what lies beneath the robe. In
    Thomas S. Roche's extremely erotic, SEAL Team Bravo, a story is not asked—but yet told about members of an all female SEAL team.

    While I had expected more raw, rough sex between women in and out of uniform, more psychological and sexual tension, and less romantic bittersweet nostalgia, this is still a book worth reading. Chances are that you'll be doing some rereading as well. I feel that it is my duty to mention this so that you can be prepared.